"President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore."

-- Jay Leno

#Stupid Quotes #Apology Quotes #President Quotes

“Joy is God in the marrow of our bones.”

Source : "Leave your self alone".
“I beg of you... never assume an inner or an outer pose, never a disguise.”
“To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.”
“Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You canâ€™t dress rehearse the bad moments.”
“The CIA could not face up to the American people and admit that its former employees had conspired to assassinate the President; so from the moment Kennedy's heart stopped beating, the Agency attempted to sweep the whole conspiracy under the rug.”
“I probably have a higher opinion of my writing than the average person, at least when I'm in a good mood, but I don't really think of my plays as only being relevant to a particular month or year.”
“Those who are so eager for women and girls to go back to the kitchen might think again about just what it is we might be up to in there. You can plan a lot of damage from a kitchen. Itâ€™s also where the knives are kept.”

Source : FaceBook post by Laurie Penny from Mar 08, 2016

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