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“I've become a much more serious young insect.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“[I would] just stick to the festival as much as possible. Because it's about the music for me, really. [I don't come] all the way here to go to trendy parties. There are some people who come here to go to parties. [The exception is when] it's an after-party and the festival has closed. Festivals are kind of magical places, and you need to soak as much of that up as possible.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“I want to raise my own baby. I don't want my baby crying for some other strange lady, some nanny. I am not down with that.”
“The learning of the Christian man ought to begin with the fear of God.”
“Do you remember when everyone began analyzing Beatles songs..I don't think I ever understood what some of them were supposed to be about”
“It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.”
“Let us never lose courage or despair of God's mercy. We have only to humble ourselves before God in order to obtain grace to become all that we ought to be.”
“Women are women, and hurray for that.”

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