"I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control."

-- Wendy Liebman

#Thinking Quotes #Rivers Quotes #Leader Quotes

“When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand hits, do you know what that means? You've gone zero for seven-thousand.”
“God sendeth and giveth both mouth and the meat.”

Source : Thomas Tusser (1812). “Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry”, p.21
“Before the discovery of agriculture mankind was everywhere so divided, the size of each group being determined by the natural fertility of its locality.”
“Habitat gives us an opportunity which is very difficult to find: to reach out and work side by side with those who never have had a decent home-but work with them on a completely equal basis. It's not a big-shot, little-shot relationship. It's a sense of equality.”
“â€¦Those whoâ€™ve marred their appearance in any way by their actions in life arenâ€™t forced to witness that marring. If they were, theyâ€™d become self-conscious and be unable to concentrate on improving themselves.”
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Source : The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Fit the Fifth" (radio program) (1978)
“Draw, Antonio; draw, Antonio; draw and donâ€™t waste time.”
“There is a lot of silence in watching somebody trying to remember things.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com

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