"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

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Source : The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Fit the Fifth" (radio program) (1978)

Douglas Adams

#Funny Quotes #God Quotes #Crazy Quotes

“To deny the darkness of the soul is to be but half a human being. But we had both sides.”
“Make sure your daughter's goal is her goal, not your goal.”
“A show needs time to find an audience, and they're very quick to pull them off the air now.”
“I want to be the coolest aunt in the entire world.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The world turns softly Not to spill its lakes and rivers, The water is held in its arms And the sky is held in the water. What is water, That pours silver, And can hold the sky?”

Source : Hilda Conkling (1929). “Poems by a Little Girl”, p.14, Library of Alexandria
“Sedition is bred in the lap of luxury and its chosen emissaries are the beggared spendthrift and the impoverished libertine.”

Source : George Bancroft (1855). “Literary and historical miscellanies”, p.424
“The moment of writing is not an escape...it is only an insistence, through the imagination, upon human ecstasy, and a reminder that such ecstasy remains as much a birthright in this world as misery remains a condition of it.”
“Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand.”

Source : Anne Douglas Sedgwick (1924). “The Little French Girl”, Boston : Houghton Mifflin Company

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