"My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking."

-- Jo Brand

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“I love and admire the American culture and the American dream. I learnt so many things about the American shoe industry and marketing strategies. I caught the secrets of American casual wear, that is elegant and wearable, retro and modern, and mixed it with an Italian touch, luxurious and handmade.”
“It [the Euro] is a decisive step towards ever closer political and institutional union in Europe. Above all, it is political.”
“There can be no perfect Europe in which Ireland is denied even the least of its national rights.”
“When you ask me what I'm afraid of, I'd say I still go to see ghost movies when I get a chance or some sort of supernatural being, but it doesn't scare me as it scared me when I was a child.”
“In the space of three weeks, I met a fair bunch of the guys who were just starting those little programmers' co-ops, and everybody was talking about starting businesses.”
“I wasnâ€™t ready to think about the other yet: that it wasnâ€™t that I wasnâ€™t right for Macon, but that maybe he wasnâ€™t right for me. There was a difference. Even for someone who things didnâ€™t come easy for, someone like me.”
“If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with the monster of ***** he would drop dead of fright.”
“God, give me a deep humility, a well-guided zeal, a burning love and a single eye, and then let men or devils do their worst!”

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