"Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'"

-- Louis C. K.

#Christian Quotes #I Like You Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Each morning, we return from the dream soul trying to adjust to the day world, that moment when the two souls exchange places in the driverâ€™s seat.”
“Especially in technology, we need revolutionary change, not incremental change.”
“You can’t reach for anything new if your hands are still full of yesterday’s junk.”
“Children have an unerring instinct for knowing when they are being patronized. They go immediately on the defensive against head-patting adults who treat them like strange beings.”
“Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.”
“I always felt like Broadway was not for me - in terms of ticket price, in terms of what was on there. I never saw myself reflected in the mirror of the Great White Way.”
“The ideas of individual supremacy and the right of free expression, when carried to excess, have not worked. They have made it difficult to keep America society cohesive. Asia can see it is not working.. In America itself, there is widespread crime and violence, old people feel forgotten, families are falling apart. And the media attacks the integrity and character of your leaders with impunity, drags down all those in authority and blames everyone but itself.”
“The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.”

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