"Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine."

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Artie Lange

#People Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow the Government to deploy those technologies.”
“It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more. Then you can start reeling them in and that's a loveliest feeling - the whole audience laughing with you.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I do think that our culture or our psyche as a country I guess, the world or whatever, we're due for a huge event. We're due for a little bit of a revolution or a spotlight or a movement. Something that feels large, something that feels like the 60s. Some sort of unification.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“Treat a woman how you'd want someone to treat your mom.”

Source : "Exclusive! Mario Lopez: 'I've Never Been Happier'". Interview with Gerri Miller, www.yourtango.com. August 14, 2013.
“In matters of science, curiosity gratified begets not indolence, but new desires.”

Source : James Hutton (1997). “Theory of the Earth: With Proofs and Illustrations, in Four Parts”, p.16, Geological Society of London
“When you talk about bad luck and you talk about the things that create those circumstances and you talk about what it takes to overcome those circumstances and naturally to me includes, you know, a faith, a very strong faith. It should because through good times and through bad times there is one thing that relieves.”
“A culture is not an abstract thing. It is a living, evolving process. The aim is to push beyond standard-setting and asserting human rights to make those standards a living reality for people everywhere.”
“Your personal boundaries protect the inner core of your identity and your right to choices.”

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