"I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Hate Quotes #Airports Quotes #Flying Quotes

“Even my great grand-mother did impressions”
“You will find men like him in all of the world's religions. They know that we represent reason and science, and, however confident they may be in their beliefs, they fear that we will overthrow their gods. Not necessarily through any deliberate act, but in a subtler fashion. Science can destroy a religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, the nonexistance of Zeus or Thor, but they have few followers now.”
“I grew up near King's Cross station in London, living in an apartment block where my dad was a caretaker.”
“A man thinks he owns things, and it is he who is owned”
“My earliest memories are being pinned to a fence with a switchblade.”
“Healthy church membership means you find your joy in being last, instead of seeking your way and being first.”

Source : Thom S. Rainer (2013). “I Am a Church Member: Discovering the Attitude That Makes the Difference”, p.73, B&H Publishing Group
“I'd like to have a vote on it at the November [owners'] meetings. There's no reason why we can't announce who we intend to sell the team to in conjunction with signing the lease. But it's very important that we sign a lease contemplated by the stadium agreement. We continue to negotiate and hope that this will quickly be resolved.”
“The martial arts are based upon understanding, hard work and a total comprehension of skills. Power training and the use of force are easy, but total comprehension of all of the skills of the martial arts is very difficult to achieve.”

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