"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

-- Ben Bailey

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“Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that.”
“Amnesty is not the answer as it will only encourage more illegal immigrants to enter.”
“When we scratch the wound and give into our addictions we do not allow the wound to heal.”
“I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“What, after all, was the point of civilisation if not the well-being of citizens?”
“Anyone who tells you to deny yourself is from Satan.”
“As the president of Kosovo, I am more concerned about the current situation with the employment standing at around 70 % of the population, which is young, with great potential, speaking many foreign languages and having wide expertise.”
“In life, you gotta do something. And the medical journals keep on saying if you've got a goal or some passion in life, you'll outlive all the other guys who - the bank manager that retired. They gave him a rocking chair and he rocked himself to death. So you gotta have a passion, whatever it happens to be. Whether it's this or something else, it doesn't matter, as long as it's a reason to get out of bed every morning, as my accountant of 50 years keeps on saying.”

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