"I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian."

-- Dennis Miller

#Comedian Quotes #Credibility Quotes

“The function of education has never been to free the mind and the spirit of man, but to bind them; and to the end that the mind and spirit of his children should never escape, Homo Sapiens has employed praise, ridicule, admonition, accusation, mutilation, and even torture to chain them to the culture pattern.”
“So when our dreams come true will you marry me?”
“In my early twenties, that's when I really began to write. Before that, I was too busy working, keeping myself going.”
“Our economic competitors ... are eating us for lunch, and we can get in the game or not. We can be at the table, or we can be on the table.”
“If I do manage to come up with a scheme [to naming], however, I stick to it, which is why my cats are named after gods-Loki and Athena, who are, respectively, absolutely straightforward and affectionate, and dumber than dirt. I learned my lesson. I will name my next cat 'Satan' or 'Marduk' or something, thereby ensuring a kind, gentle beast who treats my upholstery like a shrine.”
“My dream was always to be a composer, but fashion came very easily.”
“I was able to read a movie before I was able to read a book”
“Between a gasp and a sigh, a life can change forever.”

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