"A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy."

-- Joan Rivers

#Lobotomy Quotes #Plastic Quotes #Surgery Quotes

“Yoga is when every cell of the body sings the song of the soul...”
“We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake.”

Source : "Astrophysicist Adam Riess Plays Not My Job". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! " with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. November 24, 2012.
“Ellie: "You could lie to me. You could tell me to be encouraged, that good will triumph over evil." Richard: "Good will triumph over evil." Ellie: "Liar.”
“Kisses should not leave you satisfied.”
“I can only play the sport for so long, I have mathematics for the rest of my life.”

Source : Source: www.foxnews.com
“When you learn to love yourself, you're better off by far...”
“China's ability to deliver nuclear warheads on American cities is expanding.”
“And they just saw me on that and - from the time I was 11 until I was 12, I guess. And then when I had just turned 13, they asked me if I wanted to tour with Johnny Cash back East.”

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