"All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand."

-- Steven Wright

#Believe Quotes #Hands Quotes #Raises Quotes

“We forget that every good that is worth possessing must be paid for in strokes of daily effort.”
“Your goal should be something that feels really right, not forced. Make sure your goal resonates with whatâ€™s true for you.”
“There can be no sexual love without lust; but, on the other hand, until the currents of lust in the organism have been irradiatedas to affect other parts of the psychic organism--at the least the affections and the social feelings--it is not yet sexual love. Lust, the specific sexual impulse, is indeed the primary and essential element in this synthesis, for it alone is adequate to the end of reproduction, not only in animals but in men. But it is not until lust is expanded and irradiated that it develops into the exquisite and enthralling flower of love.”
“To see evil and call it good, mocks God. Worse, it makes goodness meaningless. A word without meaning is an abomination, for when the word passes beyond understanding the very thing the word stands for passes out of the world and cannot be recalled.”
“Love that has been given to you is too sacred a thing to be talked of to anyone ... except just to the person who is like part of you and who will feel it as you do.”
“Whatever else in the Bible catches your eye, do not let it distract you from Him.”
“As an adoptive parent myself of foster children, I have seen firsthand the glaring problems of the system currently facing this Nation.”
“I distrust a charity that costs nothing and does not hurt.”

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