"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."

-- Eddie Izzard

“When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn't leave until they're 20.”
“I think the success around any product is really about subtle insights. You need a great product and a bigger vision to execute against, but its really those small things that make the big difference.”
“There is no "End" to be written, neither can you, like an architect, engrave in stone the day the garden was finished. A painter can frame his picture, a composer can notate his coda, but a garden is always on the move.”
“Can we love but on condition that the thing we love must die?”
“Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.”
“There are no truths outside the Gates of Eden.”
“The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies.”
“I am a shocker. I like to create controversy. It's my trademark.”

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