"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"

-- Emo Philips

#Funny Quotes #Men Quotes #Two Quotes

“What better way to control your kid than by sending her to a compound on an island in the middle of the Caribbean, confiscating her money and passport, where she will be forced to comply with the program if she wants to leave?”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future.”
“I felt better being in the background. That's the way I like it.”
“Be a light, not a judge, be a model not a critic. Little by little, your circle of influence will explode and you will avoid the emotional metastasizing cancers of complaining, criticizing, competing, comparing and cynicism, all which reflect victimization, all of which are the opposite of being proactive.”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“God never made anything else so beautiful as man.”
“I did not share the enthusiasm of certain politicians for the National Front leader, it was because I had noticed, in the past, some strange contradictions between Mossadeq's declared ends and his actions. Officially he defended nationalist anti-colonialism and was the most intransigent patriot who declared that no concessions or advantages should be granted to foreign powers. He described his doctrine as a "negative balance" and in fact his greatest failing was that he was negative.”
“It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.”
“I think too much. Being in my body is much more satisfying than being in my head.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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