"You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it."

-- Brian Regan

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“The problem is that the Enlightenment dream may make too many demands on poor African apes like us. We may just not be up to it.”
“Making a record's a real fight for me. I'm constantly fighting with this thing inside of me that says I should be sitting in a room with Matthew Shipp or I should have Han Bennink on drums or this song should be playing for the next 20 minutes in my head, not a silly little pop song. It's constant.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“If the same phrase in the same place created the right effect, I was perfectly prepared to use it every time. I wasn't worried that I wasn't improvising.”
“Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero.”
“It is the broken heart that makes us human in the end.”
“Wicked deeds are generally done, even with impunity, for the mere desire of occupation.”

Source : "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, p. 148-49, Annales, XXX. 9, 1922.
“A single face turned upward toward all Time One flesh, one ecstasy, one peace.”
“Ask not what fun does for you. Ask rather what you do for fun.”

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