"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

“Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.”

“Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the parking lot but I was lucky enough to have made it to the first floor and I'm looking to make it to the penthouse.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“The roots of addiction can be seen in our search for happiness in something outside of our self, be it drugs, relationships, material possessions.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com

“The great writers of aphorisms read as if they had all known each other well.”

Source : The Human Province "1943" (1978) (translation by Joachim Neugroschel)

“Learning in the arts requires the ability and a willingness to surrender to the unanticipated possibilities of the work as it unfolds.”

“You get a strange feeling when you're about to leave a place, I told him, like you'll not only miss the people you love but you'll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you'll never be this way ever again.”

Source : Azar Nafisi (2003). “Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books”, p.336, Random House

“We have signed with Artemis Records. Originally they were our distributor for 'Group Therapy'. My former manager (Chip Quigley) started a record label (Recon Records) and had Artemis Records as their distributor. Unfortunately, the way the label was run meant that it didn't turn out the way that we thought it was going to be. We simply got into something that was different to what we initially thought”

“Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles. It makes me take another look.”