"A merry Christmas to all my friends except two."

-- W. C. Fields

#Christmas Quotes #Merry Christmas Quotes #Two Quotes

“Truth was, if you were going to believe something, it was best to believe in stuff that made the world seem a more interesting place.”

Source : Christopher Brookmyre (2012). “Not the End of the World”, p.3, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
“First generation Indian immigrants are mass guinea pigs. When a race that subsisted on plants for centuries subsists on a meat-dominated diet, it scares me to know what's in store for them”
“What I like best about underwater photography is giving a visual voice to the invisible. What I like least is the prospect of drowning.”
“Surprising, I know. Everyone thinks I'm older.”
“I want to keep my attractiveness as long as I can. It has to do with vitality and energy and interest.”
“We must be the compassion we wish to see in others!”
“You can never deny the immense talent, rock credibility and iconic historical contribution that Van Halen made.”
“Beethoven and Liszt have contributed to the advent of long hair.”

Source : Louis Moreau Gottschalk, Jeanne Behrend (2006). “Notes of a Pianist”, p.120, Princeton University Press

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