"What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish.""

-- Robert Schimmel

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“Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.”
“The most beautiful women in the world were African.”
“Comedy is what keeps us alive.”

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“I don't want to remember 2005 as a year that the government heaped unnecessary burdens upon American families. Stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich, while increasing the deficit, is hardly responsible.”
“People who matter are most aware that everyone else does too.”
“[Eva Braun] would much rather have been at [Adolf ] Hitler's side. All those excursions were to fill up her time while waiting for him to return.”
“Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.”
“Tradition does not mean that the living are dead, it means that the dead are living.”

Source : 1963 In theManchester Guardian, 18 Dec.

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