"The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time."

-- George Carlin

#Cancer Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Long Quotes

“What shall become of us without any barbarians? Those people were a kind of solution.”
“Work harder than anyone you know, and be lucky enough to be blessed with the genetics it takes.”
“Love is a worn-out word. People love their cat, they love their house. I've never been in love with anyone but myself.”
“Laughter is the best creative medicine.”
“Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.”
“When you give yourself away you find that a new and more real self has somehow been given to you.”
“I believe myself to be the type of person who does not complicate his life. I have always lived my life without dramatizing things, whether the good things that have happened to me or the bad. I simply live those moments.”
“The trick is, to treat your days as if each one may be your last.”

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