"My kids and I figured out that thereâ€™s a third kind of person, and I donâ€™t know what you call them, but itâ€™s somebody who sees that the glass is always full because itâ€™s half full with water and half full with nothing, so thatâ€™s the third kind of person. I donâ€™t know what it is."

-- Louis C. K.

#Kids Quotes #Glasses Quotes #Water Quotes

“We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”
“If everybody in our caucus had a 50/50 [Democrat/Republican] district, we'd have a lot different discussion. But if they have a 90 percent Democratic district, they don't ever talk to a Republican, they don't have to and they don't want to.”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in.”

Source : "Fictional character: Ricky Fitts". "American Beauty", www.imdb.com. 1999.
“I don't believe that laws against things that people do regularly, like safe and responsible use of marijuana, make any sense,”
“Time is but the space between our memories; as soon as we cease to perceive this space, time has disappeared.”
“If you want the best things in life you have to earn them for yourself.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“This organization is created to prevent you from going to hell. It isn't created to take you to heaven.”
“Being a songwriter, singer, and a great part of a unit is more important than being Joe Guitar Hero.”

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