"I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m."

-- Artie Lange

#Nocturnal Quotes #Comic Quotes

“Patience leads to power; but eagerness in greed leads to loss.”
“If people have to tell you how successful they are, they really aren't that successful.”
“How do we know that God has elected us before the creation of the world? By believing in Jesus Christ.”
“What moves those of genius, what inspires their work is not new ideas, but their obsession with the idea that what has already been said is still not enough.”
“Remember this: Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny.”
“Jesus, our head, is already in heaven; and if the head be above water, the body cannot drown.”

Source : John Flavel, Rev Terry Kulakowski (2015). “THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE OPENED UP”, p.161, Lulu.com
“I soon came to understand that drink, tobacco and prostitutes were all great means if dissipating (even for a few moments) my dread for human beings. I came even to feel that if I had to sell every last possession to obtain these means of escape, it would be well worth it.”
“I remember seeing Aladdin when I was five or six and loving it. I looked at the big screen and said to my mum, Whatever this Genie guy does, I want to do. Mum said I couldnt be a genie, but that Robin Williams, who did the voice-over in the film, was an actor. So I said, OK, then, I want to be an actor.”

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