"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."

-- Steven Wright

#Iron Quotes #Fog Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I think vestigially there's a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what colour Wednesday is.”

Source : "AS Byatt: woman of letters and ...science!". "All In The Mind" with Antonia Byatt, www.abc.net.au. August 21, 2010.
“I never met a man I didn't want to fight.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Films should be for everybody.”
“Everyone outside the Roman Empire was called a barbarian. Everyone outside Obamaâ€™s empire is called a terrorist.”
“If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them!”

Source : "The magic washing machine". TED Talk, www.ted.com. December 2010.
“Small-scale fisheries should not be favoured over large-scale operations ebcause of romantic notions of rugged small operators battling both the elements and anonymous corporations. [They ought to be supported] because of the scientific evidence available to confirm the common-sense inference that local fishers, if given privileged access, will tend to avoid trashing their local stocks, while foreign fishers do not have such motivation.”
“Ask yourself, 'What is obstructing my vision?' What is the difference between seeing and looking?”
“When we are moved by art we are grateful that the artist lived, grateful that he labored in the service of his gifts.”

Source : Lewis Hyde (2009). “The Gift: Creativity and the Artist in the Modern World”, p.17, Vintage

You may also like:

Bill Hicks
Comedian
Bobcat Goldthwait
Actor
Demetri Martin
Comedian
Emo Philips
Entertainer
George Carlin
Comedian
Groucho Marx
Comedian
Johnny Carson
Host
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Mitch Hedberg
Comedian