"That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'"

-- Jay Leno

#Cheating Quotes #Home Quotes #Wife Quotes

“And you couldnâ€™t control who you loved, even if you wanted to. That had been Genevieveâ€™s problem with Ethan Carter Wate. It had been Uncle Maconâ€™s problem with Lila, Linkâ€™s with Ridley. Probably even Ridleyâ€™s with Link. Love was how all these knots started to unravel in the first place.”
“Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.”
“How precious you are in my life. I am forever grateful that God sent an angel to me. I love you most dearly.”
“Here's the new art of the twenty-first century: the art of curating, the art of plucking all the good stuff from a superabundance of crap.”
“The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness. And in the taste destroys the appetite. Therefore, love moderately.”
“I believe that Manila can be a reflection of your state of mind. Being a city of extreme contrasts it's easy to see how it can become an intense personal experience. Manila can be chaotic and spiritual, dirty and divine, gritty and gorgeous all at once. If you don't find beauty and poetry here, you will never find it anywhere.”
“I'm just trying to get a window seat on the way to Hell.”
“I have a very strong belief in God.”

Source : Source: movieweb.com

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