"We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?"

-- Jay Leno

#Airplane Quotes #Borders Quotes #Dollars Quotes

“The average American family head will be forced to do twenty years' labor to pay taxes in his or her lifetime.”

Source : James Bovard (1995). “Lost Rights: The Destruction of American Liberty”, p.289, Palgrave Macmillan
“I find all this money a considerable burden.”
“If I'm remembered for having done a few good things and if my presence here has sparked some good energies, that's plenty.”
“It all begins with acknowledging that we have some very profound challenges, and that we don't have easy answers at hand, things that we know will solve the problems. If people embrace those two facts, then the next steps are a little easier to fall into place.”

Source : Source: www.commonwealmagazine.org
“Travel is a ceaseless fount of surface education, But its wisdom will be simply superficial, if thou add not thoughts to things.”
“Life is fragile, like the dew hanging delicately on the grass, crystal drops that will be carried away on the first morning breeze.”
“I would have been a disaster as a career politician. I would never have toed a party line.”
“Weâ€™re living in an acquisitive capitalist society that is fundamentally anti-family and fundamentally uncomfortable with just enjoying being human. Weâ€™d rather shop than live, acquire than love and stare into a screen than hold each other.”

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