"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Las Vegas Quotes #Fickle Quotes #Chance Quotes

“All this talk of using tax policy to 'assess social costs'...what a dumb idea. The only way to stop polluters is to put them against walls and shoot them.”
“I don't think I changed a lot although I learned a lot. Adversity can be a wonderful teacher. Some people can't handle the pressure of it. For me it was a great thing. I learned about myself going through tough times. I guess I learned well.”
“I certainly believe we all suffer damage, one way or another. How could we not,except in a world of perfect parents, siblings, neighbours, companions? And then there is the question on which so much depends, of how we react to the damage: whether we admit it or repress it,and how this affects our dealings with others.Some admit the damage, and try to mitigate it;some spend their lives trying to help others who are damaged; and there are those whose main concern is to avoid further damage to themselves, at whatever cost. And those are the ones who are ruthless, and the ones to be careful of.”
“I am giving myself permission to love - ALL of it.”
“People ask me if I'm afraid of getting typecast, but you can't be afraid of that. It's really not up to you. I'm getting other parts that aren't vampires.”
“Starving artist' is acceptable at age 20, suspect at age 40, and problematical at age 60.”
“Everybody hears, but few listen.”
“Poke gave him life. Ender gave it meaning.”

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