"I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet."

-- Dennis Miller

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“I still can't decide which is more fun - reading or writing.”
“When life hands us a beutiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in cautious expectation of a bee.”
“Both companies have product ranges with world-class brands that complement each other perfectly. Our companies share a common culture and mission. By realizing synergies and with our combined financial and strategic strengths, we will be ideally positioned in tomorrow's marketplace.”
“Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the manure.”

Source : "A Minute With: Bill Pullman about 'Torchwood'". Interview with Iain Blair, www.reuters.com. July 6, 2011.
“The individual who wants to reach the top in business must appreciate the might and force of habit. He must be quick to break those habits that can break him-and hasten to adopt those practices that will become the habits that help him achieve the success he desires.”
“Songwriting isn't always something that's directly proportionate to the experience.”
“The great characteristic of men of active genius is a sublime self-confidence, springing not from self-conceit, but from an intense identification of the man with his object, which lifts him altogether above the fear of danger and death, which gives to his enterprise a character of insanity to the common eye, and which communicates an almost superhuman audacity to his will.”
“The closer I get to God, the blacker the little sins appear”

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