"That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Humorous Quotes #Phones Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“We started out as boss and player, and Wellington was almost like my father.”
“The conundrum of free will and destiny has always kept me dangling.”
“I used to jog every day and call it my 'gratitude run.' I'd make my gratitude list as I ran. I never ran out of things to be grateful for. My knees aren't what they used to be, but I still do my gratitude list every day.”
“The first condition a community should set, if it aspires to be a nation, is to own the land whereon it lives, and supply its own needs.”
“No greater care is required upon any works than upon such as are to withstand the action of water; for this reason, all parts of the work need to be done exactly according to the rules of the art which all workmen know, but few observe.”

Source : Sextus Julius Frontinus (1913). “The two books on the water supply of the city of Rome”
“I should say here, because some in Washington like to dream up ways to control the Internet, that we don't need to 'control' free speech, we need to control ourselves.”
“We cannot doubt that barbaric people receive such influences more visibly and obviously, and in all likelihood more easily and fully than we do, for our life in cities, which deafens or kills the passive meditative life, and our education that enlarges the separated, self-moving mind, have made our souls less sensitive.”
“He [D'Artangnan] succumbs to her [Miledy Winter] level of seduction and gives into it. It's only when the series starts to progress that he realizes what she's doing, and the tables turn slightly. But that relationship really pays homage to how D'Artagnan can be easily swayed. You see him grow into somebody who can actually make a decision where he's not being used and forced into doing something that he doesn't want to do.”

Source : Source: collider.com

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