"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

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Source : "You Might Be a Redneck If". Book by Jeff Foxworthy, 1993.

Jeff Foxworthy

#Baby Quotes #Smell Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I will do my best to reduce the price of oil to expand the life span of oil at least for two decades or three decades.”

Source : Source: www.sbs.com.au
“Don't lower your standards for anything or anyone.”
“War is just one more big government program.”
“I had repeatedly accepted inappropriate burdens, stepping in to do what needed to be done. In retrospect, I think I carried them well, but the cost was that I was chronically overloaded, weary, and short of time for politicking, smoothing ruffled feathers, and simply resting.”

Source : Mary Catherine Bateson (2001). “Composing a Life”, p.205, Grove Press
“There is an ocean of creativity within every human being.”
“I did not know then that this is what life is - just when you master the geometry of one world, it slips away, and suddenly again, you're swarmed by strange shapes and impossible angles.”

Source : Ta-Nehisi Coates (2008). “The Beautiful Struggle: A Father, Two Sons, and an Unlikely Road to Manhood”, p.220, Spiegel & Grau
“The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they're called taxi cabs.”
“Abraham wasn't perfect. He failed, made mistakes. But, he would go back, get right with God, and then just keep moving forward. He didn't quit when things got hard. He just kept on going. And everywhere he went, God was there. God was with him.”

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