"Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need."

-- Christian Finnegan

#Couple Quotes #Fun Quotes #Feet Quotes

“Mayor De Blasio's appointment of Bill Bratton as police commissioner is the height of hypocrisy. Asking Bratton to stop racial profiling and stop and frisk is like asking an arsonist to help you put out fires. Bratton along with his partner Giuliani started and supported racial profiling stops. A new progressive mayor? I think not!”
“The people behind me are the people behind Aristide. They are just looking for better days.”
“It is our duty to serve those who serve us.”
“The young people of India will build a strong and powerful nation, a nation that is politically mature and economically strong, a nation whose people enjoy both a high quality of life as well as justice.”
“When it became clear that Lennon was not going to speak with me, it really became a how-I-didn't-get-the-story story. It was a caper.”

Source : Source: classic.esquire.com
“Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.”

Source : Peter Marshall (1949). “Prayers Offered by the Chaplain, the Rev. Peter Marshall, D.D.: At the Opening of the Daily Sessions of the Senate of the United States During the Eightieth and Eighty-first Congress 1947-1949”
“It is only because of problems that we grow mentally and spiritually.”
“We need useless theory more than ever today.”

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