"I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection"

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Source : "Edinburgh festival rapid review: Jon Richardson" by Paul MacInnes, www.theguardian.com. August 6, 2008.

Jon Richardson

#Sight Quotes #Giving Quotes #Paying Taxes Quotes

“As small as a world as large as alone.”
“In an age of hope men looked up at the night sky and saw â€œthe heavens." In an age of hopelessness they call it simply â€œspace.”
“EFR has incredible leverage to the rising uranium price and its projects have massive potential.”
“If there is a defining aspect of UNC women's soccer, and its success, it is what we call the competitive cauldron. It is the pinnacle of our program. The great part about the cauldron is that it fosters a quality we can all possess. It isn't a talent we are born with. Competitive drive is not governed by innate ability, but by self-discipline and desire”
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
“Heaven? I don't have an affinity with that place.”
“A lot of times, when you have a disability, one of the things you deal with is other people's projections of what your experience is and their fear about it, and not seeing the experience you're having. There's nothing horrifying about [Parkinson's disease] to me. It is what I deal with. It is my reality and my life, but it's not horrible.”
“We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean up the oceans. I've gotta save the dolphins. All worthy efforts, but if you're not centered and you don't have the serenity in your life you need to accomplish that task, you're not going to do a very good job.”

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