"I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings."

-- Paula Poundstone

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“Humans need Jesus Christ as a necessity and not as a luxury. You may be pleased to have flowers, but you must have bread. . . . Jesus is not a phenomenon, He is bread: Christ is not a curiosity, He is water. As surely as we cannot live without bread, we cannot live truly without Christ: If we know not Christ we are not living, our movement is a mechanical flutter, our pulse is but the stirring of an animal life.”
“I started working when I was 9 or 10.”

Source : "‘Glee’ Star Harry Shum Jr. On Michael Jackson And Sectionals". Interview With Chris Harnick, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 12, 2011.
“Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.”

Source : Quoted in John Pearson, The Life of Ian Fleming (1966)
“I like to make pictures about people who make a difference.”
“You're happy when you leave your concerns to the side and when you experience a pure moment of joy with friends.”

Source : Source: www.mantlethought.org
“Audiences are not strangers to me. They're the best friends I've got in my life.”
“Once you've recognized your own limits, you've raised yourself to a higher level of being, since you're closer to the real you...”

Source : Banana Yoshimoto, Russell F. Wasden (1998). “Amrita”, p.122, Simon and Schuster
“I know that my cell phone in Iran... is bugged, and they listen in, and my emails, I'm sure, are monitored inside Iran. They have my email address; it's not like they can't snoop on it.”

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