"Laughter is an instant vacation."

-- Milton Berle

#Love Quotes #Family Quotes #Happiness Quotes

“Sometimes we forget to be grateful until we survive a trauma. For example, after having the flu when you ache all over, throw up for hours, and have little people pounding in your head with hammers, it is sheer bliss just to eat a piece of toast, walk outside without getting dizzy, and breathe fresh air. Part of the journey toward joy involves not waiting around for trouble, but being continuously aware of our blessings.”
“Doubt . . . impels a search for the truth. It opens the door to knowledge. Faith puts a lock on the door. Indeed, . . . faith anesthetizes the desire to seek knowledge and truth.”

Source : Vincent Bugliosi (2011). “Divinity of Doubt: The God Question”, p.258, Vanguard Press
“Two incomplete people can't complete one another. Complete yourself and then let someone else complement you.”
“One of the least enjoyable things for me to do is to talk about myself.”

Source : Source: www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com
“I've been fortunate to meet and work with a lot of really smart people. The thing that strikes me most about them is how they continue to explore and learn every day. I have tried to apply that approach in my modest career as well.”

Source : Source: www.usatoday.com
“There is a high cost for low living.”
“No one has ever become poor from giving.”
“The world is filled with people who are no longer needed. And who try to make slaves of all of us. And they have their music and we have ours. Theirs, the wasted songs of a superstitious nightmare. And without their music and ideological miscarriages to compare our songs of freedom to, we'd not have any opposite to compare music with --- and like the drifting wind, hitting against no obstacle, we'd never know its speed, its power....”

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