"I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive."

-- Christopher Titus

#Guy Quotes #Bars Quotes #Bucks Quotes

“My cousin Francis and I are in perfect accord - he wants Milan, and so do I.”
“My rite of passage into my brave new world, life on the road.”
“While Zinoviev is in the majority he is for iron discipline.... When he is in the minority... he is against it.”

Source : "The Soviet Colossus : History and Aftermath" by Michael Kort, (p. 172), 2001.
“A scientific theory is a tool and not a creed.”
“I may be a nut, but I'm fastened to a good bolt, the Lord Jesus Christ.”
“One thing I'd do was put a great writer's book beside the typewriter and... type out a beautiful and moving paragraph... and see those sentences rising up... and... think, 'Someday maybe I can write like that....' It was like a dream of possibilities for my own self. And maybe I began to know that there was no other way for the sentence... to... arouse the same feeling. The someone writing whose words were rising from the typewriter became like a mentor for me.... You shouldn't do it more than a few times because you must get on with your own work.”
“If you see the Sopranos, you're not going to be speaking in the Shakespearean English.”
“The first thing you do as a producer is you try to understand the director's vision in as deeply a way as you can. Sometimes, you end up with a director that has more vision or sometime they have less vision. You hope that they have more. In the case where they have more, you need to understand it in the deepest way you can.”

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