"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

-- Steven Wright

#Life Quotes #Funny Life Quotes #Wells Quotes

“Before broadcasting for 50-some years, I did TV, played 10 years in the big leagues, won a world championship - and played a big part in that, too, letting the Cardinals inject me with hepatitis. Takes a big man to do that.”
“I'm in awe of the universe, but I don't necessarily believe there's an intelligence or agent behind it. I do have a passion for the visual in religious rituals, though, even though they may be completely empty and bereft of substance. The incense is powerful and provocative, whether Buddhist or Catholic.”

Source : "Interview with Congressman-Elect Tim Scott". Interview with John King, www.realclearpolitics.com. November 5, 2010.
“Every man's memory is his private literature.”
“I absolutely adored Wuthering Heights and fell in love with Heathcliff as most girls do.”
“Only desperation can account for what the Chinese do in the name of 'medicine.' That's something you might remind your New Age friends who've gone gaga over 'holistic medicine' and 'alternative Chinese cures.”
“You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.”
“Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.”
“We cannot tell what may happen to us in the strange medley of life. But we can decide what happens in us - how we can take it, what we do with it - and that is what really counts in the end.”

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