"I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't."

-- Milton Berle

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“Privacy is not negotiable.”

Source : "British actor had a passion for the stage" by Dennis McLellan, articles.latimes.com. March 21, 2008.
“Fichte takes an I or free will to be not a thing or being but an act which is not undetermined but self-determined, in accordance with reasons or norms rationally self-given.”
“Meditation could be said to be the Art of Simplicity: simply sitting, simply breathing and simply being.”
“Fascism, the more it considers and observes the future and the development of humanity quite apart from political considerations of the moment, believes neither in the possibility nor the utility of perpetual peace. It thus repudiates the doctrine of Pacifism - born of a renunciation of the struggle and an act of cowardice in the face of sacrifice. War alone brings up to its highest tension all human energy and puts the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have courage to meet it.”
“We are diverse, big time. Sully is the main man, which makes sense as the lead man of the band. Tony and myself are quiet; I need to be begged to do these interviews. But it comes down to being a team, that is the main thing. Knowing, understanding and accepting our roles.”
“My career's been a steady, interesting, weird, frustrating, fun journey at all different times.”
“To lead a country, you must periodically hold a national consultation in which people representing different programmes can make a bid for power.”
“Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.”

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