"Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obamaâ€™s deficit speech."

-- Jay Leno

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“Let not adversity oppress thee: be rather like unto the nail; the farther 'tis hammered, the firmer it holds.”
“An entrepreneur needs to have values. Values that are wholesome.”
“We need to make our faith our very own love story.”
“He's a male chauvinistic piglet.”
“Like a starfish, the heart endures its amputation.”

Source : Gail Caldwell (2010). “Let's Take the Long Way Home: A Memoir of Friendship”, p.163, Random House
“A mystique of history and heritage surrounds the New York Yankees. It's like the old days revived. We're loved and hated, but always in larger doses than any other team. We're the only team in any sport whose name and uniform and insignia are synonymous with their entire sport all over the world.... the Yankees mean baseball to more people than all the other teams combined.”
“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”
“I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.”

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