"It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Jack Paar

#Impossible Quotes #Dislike Quotes

“What a place to be in is an old library! It seems as though all the souls of all the writers that have bequeathed their labours to these Bodleians were reposing here as in some dormitory, or middle state. I do not want to handle, to profane the leaves, their winding-sheets. I could as soon dislodge a shade. I seem to inhale learning, walking amid their foliage; and the odor of their old moth-scented coverings is fragrant as the first bloom of the sciential apples which grew amid the happy orchard.”
“I really hated school and so I just wanted to stay home and watch 'I Love Lucy' and watch the movies that inspired me to the point where we are sitting here.”

Source : Interview with Fred Topel, www.cinemablend.com. August 14, 2006.
“Funk is fun. And it's also a state of mind, ... But it's all the ramifications of that state of mind. Once you've done the best you can, funk it!”
“All of my books are about researching. I do all the research and I give it to a writer who can put it in the written word better than I could.”
“Ironically, gratitude's most powerful mysteries are often revealed when we are struggling in the midst of personal turmoil.”
“Success is like failure, It's how you perceive it, It's what you do with it, not how you achieve it.”
“The designs and my credit have been stolen from me, since I alone have designed the Alien. So why does Fox not give me the credit I rightfully earned? As for those responsible for this conspiracy: all I can wish them is an Alien breeding inside their chests, which might just remind them that the Alien father is HR Giger.”

Source : Letter to 20th Century Fox, theoldreader.com. November 13, 1997.
“Just know that someone out there always has it worst, and you should try to realize that there really is a lot to look forward to”

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