"A jury found former Enron sleezeballs Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling guilty of fraud and conspiracy. Ken Lay? That's not a good name to have when you're going to prison. And Kenny Boy ain't too good either. ... I guess in prison they'll have done to them what they did to the stockholders."

-- Jay Leno

#Boys Quotes #Names Quotes #Done Quotes

“The leading rule for a man of every calling is diligence; never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.”
“Certain people have the eye of the tiger, and I never was myself that kind of person, although I'm not a slacker.”
“I read quite a few complaints last night about Lester Holtâ€™s choice of debate topics. Liberals wanted to know why climate change didnâ€™t come up. Conservatives thought there should have been a question about abortion.”

Source : "Here’s Why Hillary Clinton Emails Didn’t Get Much Attention Last Night" by Kevin Drum, www.motherjones.com. September 27, 2016.
“Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory.”
“The Everglades is a test. If we pass it, we may get to keep the planet.”
“Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general.”
“In everything, satiety closely follows the greatest pleasures.”
“The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.”

Source : Julius Charles Hare, Augustus William Hare, Edward Hayes Plumptre (1871). “Guesses at Truth”, p.162

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