"Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream."

-- Steven Wright

#Sacrifice Quotes #Years Quotes #Cake Quotes

“It is often said that the Church is a crutch. Of course it's a crutch. What makes you think you don't limp?”
“I've never actually seen a Star Trek, but I have seen an Alien movie.”
“The voice of the people, the voice of God.”
“Since 1972, I've been going around making speeches on the Everglades.”
“Let us never adopt the maxim, Rather lose our friend than our jest.”
“There is within human nature an amazing potential for goodness.”
“The number of people who can copulate properly may be few; the number who can write well are infinitely fewer.”

Source : 1928 Review of D H Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover in The New Age, 27 Sep. This may very well have been the first published review of Lawrence's novel.
“Be careful whom you associate with. It is human to imitate the habits of those with whom we interact. We inadvertently adopt their interests, their opinions, their values, and their habit of interpreting events.”

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