"The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs."

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Jay Leno

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“To this day we seem to act in the world as though we know what's right for everybody.”
“It's my obligation to take out all the 'wrong' pictures.”
“Don't be afraid to use all the colors in the crayon box.”
“Sweden is the home of my ancestors, and I have reserved a special place in my heart for Sweden.”
“When we build on our strengths and daily successes â€” instead of focusing on failures â€” we simply learn more.”
“I don't sense that people are loving the adults the way they have learned to love kids, because the truth is, they're not going to be cute in the same as kids are. And they shouldn't have to be cute to deserve and merit our attention and support.”

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“A wise man does not chatter with one whose mind is sick.”
“I don't do anything in order to cause trouble. It just so happens that what I do naturally causes trouble. I'm proud to be a troublemaker.”

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