"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it."

-- Tim Vine

#Funny Quotes #Pieces Quotes #Rooms Quotes

“I do believe in Jesus as wholly God and wholly human, and I believe the human part was human.”
“Do not be afraid to skip equations (I do this frequently myself).”
“The main thing is to care. Care very hard, even if it is only a game you are playing.”

Source : FaceBook post by Billie Jean King from Sep 28, 2010
“People will always write and think all sorts of things â€“ be irritated by us, have affection for us, think we dress coolly or disastrously. Itâ€™s whatever.”
“The Americans are stuck in Iraq and have no way out. They are like a wolf whose tail has been caught in a trap.”
“Former brownfields, depressed urban areas, and hard-hit rural towns blossom as eco-industrial parks, green enterprise zones, and eco-villages. Farmers' markets, community co-ops, and mobile markets get fresh, organic produce to the people who can't afford to shop at health-food stores.”
“Honestly, every person, every individual has a process, and my philosophy, whether it's an actor or an animator, is you try to understand the process that person has so you can get the most out of them, but I think you have to sort of manipulate that process with honesty.”
“There is a sense in which we are all each other's consequences”

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