"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."

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George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #People Quotes

“I just like music. If it's hookey and good, I dig it.”
“We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings.”
“When our father Adam came into the garden of Eden, he came into it with a celestial body, and brought Eve, one of his wives, with him.”
“Design can be both a manifestation of a company's design ethic and an outward communication of a company's design ethic and drive for excellence.”
“It's just rock and roll. A lot of times we get criticized for it. A lot of music papers come out with: 'When are they going to stop playing these three chords?' If you believe you shouldn't play just three chords it's pretty silly on their part. To us, the simpler a song is, the better, 'cause it's more in line with what the person on the street is.”

Source : Atlanta Gazette Interview, May 1979.
“Coal is the single greatest threat to civilization and all life on our planet.”
“I think fashion, mishandled, can be quite toxic. It becomes about image and the cult of celebrity. I think when an artist is seen at a lot of parties as a celebrity, I find that worrying. I think it can limit them.”
“The human mind likes a strange idea as little as the body likes a strange protein and resists it with a similar energy.”

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