"I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage."

-- Laura Kightlinger

#Funny Relationship Quotes #Bad Marriage Quotes #Should Quotes

“To the extent we are perceiving anyone's guilt -choosing to focus on the errors of their personality rather than the eternal innocence of their spirit - we're closing our hearts, deflecting a miracle and causing our own inevitable suffering.”
“Everybody has a different opinion in this league and nobody is a prophet. I personally don't know who will win the league. I managed 1,600 games so, if Nani knows, he must be 1,600 times more intelligent than I am.”
“The only time I'm the only woman in the room is when I go to the leadership meeting.”
“You cannot believe everything you hear”
“Some of us will probably become famous. It will be an ironic fame fashioned largely by those who have never seen our work.”

Source : Allan Kaprow, Jeff Kelley (2003). “Essays on the Blurring of Art and Life”, p.25, Univ of California Press
“Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.”
“Previous journeys had taught me the danger of taking too much stuff.”
“Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.”

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