"They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags."

-- Frankie Boyle

#Funny Quotes #Boys Quotes #Offering Quotes

“If thereâ€™s a thing, a scene, maybe, an image that you want to see real bad, that you need to see but it doesnâ€™t exist in the world around you, at least not in the form that you envision, then you create it so that you can look at it and have it around, or show it to other people who wouldnâ€™t have imagined it because they perceive reality in a more narrow, predictable way. And thatâ€™s it. Thatâ€™s all an artist does.”
“(Milosevic's passing) should not keep us from our efforts to provide peace and stability in the Balkans; on the contrary, it should renew them.”
“It is not beauty that endears, it's love that makes us see beauty.”
“A book lying idle on a shelf is wasted ammunition. Like money, books must be kept in constant circulation... A book is not only a friend, it makes friends for you. When you have possessed a book with mind and spirit, you are enriched. But when you pass it on you are enriched threefold.”
“No nation ought to keep a navy larger than is necessary to do police duty.”

Source : George W. Norris (1945). “Fighting Liberal: The Autobiography of George W. Norris”, p.206, U of Nebraska Press
“Art is an absolute mistress; she will not be coquetted with or slighted; she requires the most entire self-devotion, and she repays with grand triumphs.”
“While our team managed the manufacturing ramp better than ever before, we could have sold many more iPhones with greater supply and we are working hard to fill orders as quickly as possible.”
“Our reality depends on what our biology is up to.”

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