"The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems."

-- Colin Quinn

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“If I had not studied music, there would be no Macintosh computers today.”
“The anger and the brutality against everything can readily from one hour to the next be transformed into its opposite.”
“I want to have my own line and collection.”
“I just won't sleep," I decided. There were so many other interesting things to do.”
“To live in the past is to die in the present.”
“Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity.”
“I hope to see more programming, more shows, more actors of mixed ethnicity, more young kids of mixed ethnicity choosing to be in the entertainment industry.”
“Since the beginning of the world, a prayer is a prayer and a curse is a curse-- no matter the people-- no matter the language-- Man has given a thousand different namesto his god, but look into the face of each one-- long enough-- hard enough-- You will find one truth.”

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