"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family."

-- Chelsea Handler

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“When people reproach us, they only increase their own failings even as they are disclaiming them.”
“A ton of athletes, even if they know your name, pretend they don't.”

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“There are tons of amazing women out there for girls to emulate but the media isn't celebrating them to the masses.”
“If reincarnation is a useful biological idea it is certain that somewhere in the universe it will happen.”
“God's Spirit moves through us and the world at a pace that can never be constricted by any one religious paradigm.”
“If you do not see any good in these persons, then say nothing, but if you do see some, speak about it to honor God in them because all good proceeds from Him.”
“Showing a greater fondness for their own opinions than for truth, they sought to deny and disprove the new things which, if they had cared to look for themselves, their own senses would have demonstrated to them.”
“There's a small balcony here, the door is open and I can see the lights of the cars on the Harbor Freeway south, they never stop, that roll of lights, on and on. All those people. What are they doing? What are they thinking? We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't.”

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