"The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?"

-- Jay Leno

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“We don't need a flat tax, but a flattening tax, to truly level the playing field.”
“Do you remember how electrical currents and 'unseen waves' were laughed at? The knowledge about man is still in its infancy.”
“The key to controlling your own political party, so that it does not eat you alive, is to realize that while Democratic and Republican leaders differ sharply, their voters do not.”
“People donâ€™t fear the wind until it fells a tree. Then, they say itâ€™s too much.”
“When I marry, it will be to a faithful returned missionary in the Temple.”
“Peoples are made of hate and of love, and more of hate than love.”
“I was blessed with speed and a good punch. Everybody thinks I'm the hardest puncher ever. But I just think I was really fast, and my punches got to the target faster. That's what made my knockouts always seem spectacular.”
“I don't fake my music. If I want to be known for anything it's for creating honest music. Noting is fake or will ever be fake about the lyrics and pain in my music. My music I live it.”

Source : "K. Michelle "Jumps In The Mix"". Interview With Nathan Slavik, djbooth.net. October 22, 2009.

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