"I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me."

-- Steven Wright

#Writing Quotes #Trying Quotes #Down And Quotes

“In the 1970's and in early 1980's, a startling discovery was made that almost every problem contains an element of solutions.”
“We must be the great arsenal of democracy. For us this is an emergency as serious as war itself. We must apply ourselves to our task with the same resolution, the same sense of urgency, the same spirit of patriotism and sacrifice as we would show were we at war.”
“Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.”
“You'll find that education's about the only thing lying around loose in this world, and that it's about the only thing a fellow can have as much of as he's willing to haul away. Everything else is screwed down tight and the screw-driver lost.”
“At the small table, sitting very upright, was one of the ugliest old ladies he had ever seen. It was an ugliness of distinction - it fascinated rather than repelled.”
“perfidious society masturbators”

Source : Thomas Bernhard (2013). “Woodcutters”, p.85, Vintage
“It is extraordinary how many emotional storms one may weather in safety if one is ballasted with ever so little gold.”

Source : William McFee (1916). “Casuals of the Sea: The Voyage of a Soul”
“Gweneth Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her.”

Source : Cindy McCain @cindymccain, twitter.com. May 28, 2014.

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