"Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled."

-- Mike Harding

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“In 1970 the top three skills required by the Fortune 500 were the three Rs: reading, writing, and arithmetic. In 1999 the top three skills in demand were teamwork, problem-solving, and interpersonal skills. We need schools that are developing these skills.”

Source : "A Radical Way Of Unleashing A Generation Of Geniuses" by Joshua Davis, www.wired.com. October 15, 2013.
“There's no great person that lived that didn't go through scrutiny or ridicule and prosecution in all types of ways, to be who they are in history.”
“Beware the beast, but enjoy the feast he offers.”

Source : "Song: "Beauty of the Beast"("Century Child")". 2002.
“There are any number of models artists can use to profit off of their talent and artistry. It is not up to the state to protect them from competition. Musicians can obviously get paid for performing and having their music copied and "pirated" helps them in this respect by making them more well known, more popular.”

Source : "Stephan Kinsella on the Logic of Libertarianism and Why Intellectual Property Doesn't Exist". Interview with Anthony Wile, www.thedailybell.com. March 18, 2012.
“I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.”
“That neither our thoughts, nor passions, nor ideas formed by the imagination, exist without the mind, is what every body will allow.”
“One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us”

Source : Dean Koontz (2011). “A Big Little Life: A Memoir of a Joyful Dog Named Trixie”, p.170, Bantam
“We need more spontaneous compassion and charity.”

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