"Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it."

-- Jay Leno

#Country Quotes #Switzerland Quotes #Today Quotes

“Against spin, my god, he is really a murderer”
“I am so proud and so happy to be Filipino.”
“I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.”
“Happiness is the sublime moment when you get out of your corsets at night.”
“If I had 10 ideas and people said yes to all of them, half of them could be crap. But, if I've got 10 ideas and we really only have the budget for one of them, then we have to pick the best one that is our most creative element.”

Source : "Exclusive: Thomas Ian Nicholas Talks FADING OF THE CRIES and AMERICAN REUNION". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. July 7, 2011.
“Every individual in the world has a unique contribution.”
“You're never too young or too old to make your own kind of mark in your own kind of time. You're never the wrong age to release the power within you to create the life you deserve.”
“We come here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free.”

Source : Statement before the Battle of Stirling Bridge on September 11, 1297. "History of Scotland". by Patrick Fraser Tytler, p. 121, 1841.

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